THE MAN EATING POTATO

Once upon a time a giant potato went on the rampage eating up any person who got in it's way.

The potato brought terror to London.

This mad vegetable once burst into a school playground gobbling up 20 children.
Terrified out of their lives the remaining children rushed into the school to raise the alarm.
They knocked on the headteacher's office and told him about the man - eating potato.
The head rushed downstairs,
And,
"What a shock he got.
there was the giant potato barging it's way into the assembly hall.
So Mr News, the headteacher got out his rifle and shot the potato dead.