THE DAY A LOAD OF YOBS ATTACKED A SUPERMARKET

A gang called the Bog Men held up a supermarket.
Armed with guns they burst into the big shop and shot loads of people and goods including food.


Five packets of cereal ended up dead as they were peppered with bullets.


The terror gang then went on the rampage and smashed tills. They then set fire  to the supermarket.
Crying in pain the injured supermarket got up on it's feet and chased the gang, but collapsed.
the ambulance came and took the supermarket to hospital.
It had to have an operation to remove the fire that was embedded in it.
After surgery the supermarket got put into the recovery room where bananas stuck out of the ceiling in order to make sure that the  supermarket did not run away for fear that it may burst an discharge brains whilst it was ill.


The search meanwhile went on  for the yobs,
the so - called 'Bog Men' who badly injured the supermarket.
The Bog Men were eventually caught, stabbing the sky.
A gaping hole was left in the sky which needed stitching up, so, men armed with needle and thread flew up to the sky and stitched it up.


In the end the 'Bog Men' were sent to prison and put in cells where they had crocodiles surrounding them.
If the yobs tried to escape then the crocodiles would eat them.


Three months later the supermarket left hospital and was moved  to the edge of a cliff because it was safer than the High street.
It made history because it was Britain's first cliff top supermarket.
to prevent it from falling over the edge of the cliff coastguards put knives around it.


Occasionally, in the event of a landslide the supermarket was put on the beach or it was thrown into the sea.
Once in the sea only fish could buy at the supermarket.


Things sold at the supermarket included seawater, elephants, rivers, heads (human and animal), dinner plates with holes in the middle, double ended forks, garden spoons and Earth.