THE DAY THE BUSES RAN WILD

One day in the middle of the week whilst people were waiting at the bus stop two London buses running up the wrong side of the road suddenly jumped onto the pavement and kicked passers - by up into the air.
The mad buses then ran along the pavement and started to chase  terrified people. 
People waiting at the bus stop didn't hesitate.
they got hold of one mad bus and knocked it to pieces.


In Nearby Sausage Road a minibus ran into a shop when it saw a wild bus.


"Help, shouted the minibus, save me from that mad London bus."


"Look 'ere Minibus Face, this shop is for people, not minibuses."


Angry shopkeepers kicked the minibus out of the shop, where it  went headfirst into a Rolls Royce bus.
The bus got it's wild up and beat up the minibus.


"Now Minibus Face, if you dare bash into me once more I'll chop you up.
Anyway Minibus, that London bus is my mate shouted the Rolls Royce bus."


All of a sudden a wild motorbike roared at 500 miles  an hours down Sausage Road and deliberately knocked a house flying. The house flew up into flew up into the sky and crashed into the sun.
Mad with fury the sun crashed down to Earth from the sky and beat up Sausage Road.


"You, Sausage Road and everything along it, including the house that crashed into me  said the sun are trying to get rid of me."


Horrified people saw the sun lying on the road.


"That house attacked me said the sun".


In the end the house got reduced to matchbread.
The ambulance came and took the sun to hospital where it had and operation.
The sun remained in hospital for six months.