THE EVOLUTION OF A WORLD THAT WENT WRONG

The planet Earth Three was created in just two hours.


The first televisions appeared before man came on the scene.


The first television viewers were just tiny specks of bacteria that hatched out of a volcano.


Fish when they first appeared looked like worn out shoes.


Dinosaurs watched television,cavemen collected records and washing machines were in use long befor the Romans appeared on the scene.


There were stone age men who had Juke boxes in their caves.


At the time the Romans arrived men were having baths in the streets.


Long before the world began there were houses, although no one invented them.


5,000 million years ago long before man appeared there were spaceships and computers.


The first man on Earth,Clausius Conboy wasn't born, he was made in a factory set up on the sun.


More and more factories that made humans were set up all over the world.


There were humans with two heads and three hearts, plus a windpipe with railway trains inside it.


Long before food was invented men used to eat rocks and sand.


There were cases of men who ate their heads.


By the Middle Ages towns were made of wood because you could grow it on your head.


Wood was very cheap and came from a Woodery in Sidney Street Mile End.
Here police ordered a special patrol to wipe out the purple rats who kept on gnawing at the brickwork in every house.
the rats which were five feet long invaded every part of London'e East End.
the monster rats chewed through the brick work until the house died.


Police tried everything they could do to rid the area of the rats, but more and more houses  got killed before they could do anything.


So, in the end 20 foot long owls were let loose to wipe out the house eating rats.


In five hours the rats were no more.