THE MILITARY TAKEOVER OF BASHVILLE SCHOOL

Once a gang of school bullies dressed in army uniform took over a boarding school called Bashville in Essex.


after the military coup every boy and girl was forced to wash their faces with bees and made to eat books.


The bullies' army led by Colonel  News were a bunch of dictators.


Each morning every pupil had to get up at 5am otherwise he would be shot.
the procession of boys and girls then made their way to the washroom all chained up to each other and with their ankles handcuffed, then made to wash at gunpoint.
After their wash the pupils were footballed down to the dining room where they had to eat on tables  loaded with serpents.
Any move then the snakes would strike.


On one table a giant viper stood up on end to make sure that no boy or girl would get up  from their tables unless  the bullies told them to.


Certain parts of the school were booby trapped to in order to prevent escapes.


At the front entrance door at the beginning of the entrance hall  stood bricks tied up above the doorway.


Anyone who tried to escape through the door would have the bricks drop down on him.


Another  booby trap was the hidden steel mouth put below the corridor.


If a boy or girl ran along the corridor when told no to would find the steel jaws  popping out of the floor then grabbed until they were locked inside the steel mouth with it's razor sharp jaws.


other booby traps included guns that stuck out of the walls.
any move then the guns would shoot and spit bullets at the rule - breakers.


Bashville was  a real  terror camp.


Weekend leave was a serious crime which was punishable by hanging, with the rule breaker ending up being hanged.


One day a boy asked if he could buy himself a new head.
Colonel News, the school's dictator, shouted:
"You Scoddlepoif, I'll roast you for dinner."


The bully who ruled Bashville school then dragged the boy who wanted a new head along the corridor and fed him to  a washing machine in the cookhouse.


The bully then rushed back to the dining room and said:
"Now boys and girls, you lot will carry your beds down to the crocodile pond  and make them.
If you don't the crocodiles will eat you."


So every boy and girl were marched at gunpoint up to their dormitories and grabbed their beds. they then had to carry them down to the crocodile pond.


Soon afterwards the bullies grabbed hold of their slaves and threw them up to the sun.


The boys and girls were forced to work in the sky with serpents surrounding them.


"Now prisoners shouted the bullies,
"work!


So every slave had to work in the end.


The slaves waged an uprising against Colonel News and his mob.


The boys and girls grabbed hold of the sun and chucked it at the bullies, killing them instantly.
Soon after the overthrow of Colonel News and his mob the boys and girls brought the sun into Bashville school to rid it of the booby traps and wild beasts that the dictatorial bullies led by Colonel News, now defunct, used to catch their slaves with.


The sun's first job was to remove the guns, steel mouths (they were planted under the floor to trap the legs of every person who tried to escape) and other booby traps.
eventually they were destroyed.


the next job was to ride Bashville school of the serpents and other wild animals.
they got removed and sent to a zoo.


The reign of terror was over