A SHOPPING TRIP TO TESCO

                             

Once upon a time at Goodmayes Lodge, ‘it was decided that the resident Albert Memorial should go shopping. The carer Miss Rules told Albert Memorial to get into her car. He had a shopping list and on it was a list of items.

Here is the list.

1. Blue carrots               10. Screwcumbers
2. Lebbage                     11. Human heads
3. Apple plums               12. Dogs’ eggs
4. Tomanas
5. Shepherd’s Milk
6. Dead beef
7. Winter onions
8. Scabbage
9. Cow Pie

The Tesco was in Cowdung Avenue Goodmayes.

This was a vast store measuring approximately 2 miles and had 23 toilets, five for dogs and three for filthy men.