THE MAN WHO LOST HIS BUS PASS

One day whilst walking down the street the bus pass fell out of the man’s pocket and ended up inside a dog’s mouth.

The dog ate the bus pass, but no sooner than he ate it the bus pass swelled up and caused the dog’s stomach to burst, causing a dangerously contaminated bus pass to fall onto a man’s packed lunch. The lunch rotted away and caused dangerous maggots to swarm all over the place. 

The burst dog got taken to a dog repair factory where the factory surgeon closed his stomach up using a stick of toffee and dog gut.

The pass that fell out of a dog when he burst open, was so badly contaminated that the whole town had to be demolished to prevent the spread of deadly germs that could kill the entire populace.

The displaced citizens were offered shelter inside a cloud up in the sky and a new Ilford built, but,’ not before disinfectant was sprayed all over the site where Ilford once stood.

The man whose bus pass ended up in a dog’s stomach wasn’t aware that it contained a hidden deadly poison which meant that if the bus pass was cut in half with a scissors the killer germs could escape into the atmosphere, killing him and the entire town.

The man who made the killer freedom passes was arrested by the police and sent to a poisoners prison for 345 years.  He once turned TESCO into a killer store, which meant that if anyone walked into the shop they would drop dead, overcome by the deadly air. It only came to light when one day one of the staff happened to be turning up to start a full day’s work, when all of a sudden he walked in and dropped dead.