THE BIRTHDAY PARTY

                                                                               

One day it was someone's birthday and to celebrate it it was decided that the man should go to a restaurant and have a meal.

When the time came to sing "Happy Birthday" a big five mile long birthday cake was put onto the table. The cake was installed, but, 'because of its monstrous size the side of the restaurant had to be demolished to enable the cake to reach across the entire town. It was shared by the whole of Redbridge.

Scaffolding was erected to enable the cake to hover over buildings across the whole of Redbridge.

People in the restaurant had to get out of the way as the gigantic cake enveloped the room.

Staff appologised for the damage done to the restaurant because of a whacking great big cake that stretched miles, resulting in parts of the restaurant having to be demolished to make room for the cake to stretch across the town.

As it stretched across the town it had to be sprayed with bird repellent to prevent birds from eating it for it was a birthday present for Nigel Birthday.

People all over Redbridge cut the cake with chain saws and ate loads of slices.

The restaurant  was rebuilt.

Another birthday present for the birthday boy was a visit to a bathroom where he offered to have a bath lasting two days because he had to be clean as it was his birthday. He also bought a suit with cloth shoes sewn onto the bottom of his trousers and a three armed jacket as well as a tie reaching right down to his feet and a television as big as his house.