THE DICTATORIAL WORKSHOP

Once upon a time there was a factory ruled by a brutal boss who forbade people to go to the toilet during work hours. Even lunch break was forbidden. People had to work whilst they were busy eating. Food was delivered by a cannon installed on the ceiling. At lunchtime this cannon would be filled up with grub. The trigger would then be pulled and the cannon would shoot grub into peoples’ mouths.
Because you weren’t allowed to visit the toilet during work hours it’s no wonder that people had accidents in their clothes. This created a terrible pong. The smell was so overpowering that the boss had to spray the entire workshop with antibiotic spray.
A lot of workers tried to take the law into their own hands but were stopped by a soldier who happened to be on duty in the factory. The perpetrators were sent to prison for ten years for crimes against the factory boss.