THE LONDON EYE

This landmark offers birds eye views of London. You go up in a pod and look over the capital with stunning views. It belongs to a London man who has a London head. Views include the Gherkin, St. Paul’s cathedral, plus more.
One day the London Eye broke free and jumped into the River Thames. It sailed down the river and was attacked by a sea monster. The London Eye jumped up into the air and flew away, leaving tourists stranded inside. So police with police dogs walked down the River Thames to find the escaped landmark. They found it- on top of a tree.
“My goodness! , What is the London Eye doing up a tree?
The London Eye replied,’ I had to escape a sea monster that lives in the River Thames.
Look here London Eye! Said a policeman I’ve had enough of your nonsense, there’s no sea monster. If you tell any more lies, London Eye, I’ll send you to prison for wasting police time.”
All of a sudden the big sea dragon came up from underneath and grabbed one of the policemen. A police dog fought it off, but it was no match, then ate it. The police got out their dynamite guns and blasted the monster to smithereens. The remains were then fed to sharks that lived in the Thames.
All of a sudden a gang of whacking great big sea monsters came out from underneath and climbed up onto the land. They rampaged through London and ate lots of people. They then attacked the London Eye and killed it with one bite. But help was on the way for the sun sent out its private army to hunt down the monsters. One by one the sea monsters were blasted to death.
The reign of terror was over.
Now London was a safe place, but only for a day for more hidden dangers lurked. As it happened Nelson’s Column came to life and started charging down the Strand kicking buses over and booting people all over the place. All hell broke loose.