THE DEATH OF A WEBSITE

The death has been announced of a day centre website.
The much loved website died of web failure a few days ago.
Its heart just packed in.
Doctors were called to the day centre to resuscitate the website but failed to do so.
A memorial service is to be held for the website that died.
It has been laid to rest at a local resting ground and will have its stone setting in a few months time.
The website just died of old age.
The website's funeral will be held on April 67th at Sauce Pit cemetery.
The day centre in which the website died was run by Family Dog, a local organisation that also provides housing as well as day centres. It will soon receive a new website which will be created by fertilising sperm with an egg from an internet donor.
Whilst the new website’s still a baby care will have to be taken not do disturb it too much otherwise it could die.
Family Dog is the provider of the day centre mentioned above.
The centre is called Babylands Day centre.
It’s in Pandora Road Ilford.