THE HOLIDAY CAMP

A family called the Doggs booked up for Sunshine Holiday Village at Picklesham Bay in Sussex. It was run by Pontins.
Each chalet had triple bunk beds and double deck baths in each bathroom, one bath on top of one another. For the top deck bath you had to climb up a ladder, but there was one disadvantage for if the bottom of the bath burst open all the water would splash down onto the bath below whilst the man was having a bath.
Whilst one of the Dogg family, a boy, was in the toilet he looked inside the bowl and was surprised to find a swimming pool right at the bottom of the toilet bowl. he then climbed in, slid down the S bend and landed in the swimming pool beneath a toilet.
Virtually every chalet had a swimming pool at the bottom of the toilet. Not only that, you could also get into the ballroom through the floor.
On the floor was a trapdoor. you entered through this trapdoor and underneath was a long passage that led into the ballroom, where blue and white coats were entertaining.
One of the highlights of this holiday camp was the knobbly knee biscuit contest. You simply put a biscuit on your knee and if you won you would have a free trip to a grand toilet.