Once upon a time a man whilst he was playing a game of football kicked the ball so hard that it went right up into sky then crashed into the moon splitting it into two. So violent was the blow that the moon came crashing down to Earth landing, ‘smack! right onto the football pitch. One of the footballers, Nigel Chicken grabbed hold of the two halves of the moon and took it to an aeroplane depot giving them to the pilot, who hired a moon builder to see what he could do about the broken moon. He got hold of a tube of super glue and rejoined the two halves of the moon together, then went up into the sky and restored the moon to its proper place, but, what about the football that broke the moon into two?
The football was nowhere to be seen but eventually someone found it- in a porridge bath on the planet Rolo, two miles from Mars.
The game of football as resumed, minus the footballer who started this. He got sent off the pitch and told to report to the headmaster of Bigfoot Football club for splitting the moon into two.
He got expelled
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