One day Kevin Muck turned on his computer, but:
'No response.
He called the computer's doctor. He came and said:
'I'm afraid, there's nothing I can do, the computer's dead, it died of old age.
Right now, I'm going to sign a death certificate stating the time the computer died."
The doctor signed the computer's death certificate, and on it it said:
Cause of death:
Computer start up heart failure.
Next day a funeral was arranged for the computer that died.
The computer was buried at a microsoft windows cemetery in Porridge Park Avenue, London X.23.
The man bought a new computer but had to take care because it was a new born baby, for if he switched it off at the mains the computer could die.
The new computer was a Microsoft Windows Toilet.
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