THE YOGA GROUP

            








One day it was decided that people doing yoga must take their shoes, socks and even their feet off so that they could make the yoga easy. Another thing they were told that they must wear yoga pyjamas.
All this was organised by the yoga teacher Miss plaza Syndrome.


The first exercise was neck stretching.
You had to stretch your neck as high as possible until your head touched the ceiling.
The next exercise was the head extension.
You had to stretch your head as much as 12 feet across the room, 
Then next of all,
You had to massage your heart.
All you had to do was to put your hand down your throat and into the chest cavity until you reached your heart, then you had to massage it. Once this was done you then withdrew your hand from the inside of your body until it came out of your mouth.
Because of the deadly germs you had to wash your hand in carbolic milk, delivered from a double ended bottle.
The next exercise was the cry baby.
You had to cry just like a baby for ten minutes.
The final exercise was the sky walk. For this you had to leave the building and jump up into the sky then walk up to the sun. Once this was done a bird then took you back down to Earth and,
Finally,
Back to the day centre.