THE WORKTATORSHIP

One day soon after the 'Do As Your Told' Party seized power everybody was put to work In Britain.
No one was spared for work was made compulsory. Any refusal and you would end up in prison.
It's no wonder some people went berserk; they just couldn't cope with being  enslaved for 8 whole hours everyday.
Any outburst was dealt with by the workshop bosses by calling the police.
One thing you need to do when you're caught short is to go to toilet, but that was  forbidden during work hours.
To remedy this a man came round with a urinal so people could relieve themselves during the 8 hours in which they had to toil away; for the other thing each person had to have a bedpan installed in his pants in case they were caught short whilst working, then when it was time to go home the pan would be emptied down the toilet.
When lunch came a feeding machine was brought into the workshop so people could have their meals for they had to work even whilst they were eating, no lunch break allowed.
The use of a bedpan which every person had to wear inside his pants created a terrible stink. To remedy this, the boss sprayed the workshop with penicillin air freshener.
There's one other thing that wasn't allowed in this workatorial society,
That was daydreaming, for it was thought as an attempt to flout the boss's rules.
Daydreaming was punishable by up to ten weeks in prison.