THE TRIP TO THE CINEMA

One day Bernard Cheeseman went to the cinema in  Ilford to see Shrek Toilet 4. He got on the bus with the carer and a resident.
On reaching the cinema the three queued up but Bernard Cheeseman wanted to go to the toilet.


"Will you please wait until we've paid man.
"Let me go to the loo.
"Stop that at once, if you don't I'll send you home Cheeseman."


The man did in the end go to the toilet, but was told not to be long.
As it happened, he got to the toilet but it was occupied, which meant he had to wait, and that was 20 minutes.
But, just as he was about  to go into the loo a man came in and dragged him out.
It was Bernard Cheeseman's carer who sent the man into the toilet to drag Cheeseman out even when he was bursting to go to the loo.
Despite his plea to relieve himself he was forced into the auditorium by the man.


"Do as you're told man said Sydney Smoker, the man who the carer hired to fetch  Bernard Cheeseman and drag him out of the loo."


Bernard Cheeseman was forced into the film area and had to endure having to watch a film for two whole hours with a very full bladder. In fact it became so full that his bladder emptied whilst watching a film.
the carer was absolutely disgusted by the resident's actions, urinating inside the auditorium, calling Bernard Cheeseman a disgusting man.


"I couldn't help it said Cheeseman, my bladder was overfull.


"Get out of my sight you, you filthy man said Toyota Carr, the carer"


The man Bernard Cheeseman was told to get out of the cinema and make his way home and banned from every cinema for emptying his bladder in the cinema auditorium.


The news reached Cricket Lodge support home and when the manager heard about it she sent the man to a different care home.