THE ONE EYED MAN

Once upon time there was a one eyed man called Sidney Grunt. He was looked upon as a ‘freak, and told to get out of town or he would end up in a cage. Everywhere he went people would pelt him with stones and chuck buckets of porridge over him and above all try to take his head off. ‘Not only that they would also tell him to ----- off.


One day the one eyed man walked into Tesco to buy food when a manager shouted:
“Get out of this shop, we don’t want freaks, if you don’t I’ll set a dog on you. 
He rushed out like a shot when all of a sudden someone tried to run him down, it was a “freak” hunter, a man specialised in rounding up curiosities. 
It was PC Dog, the chief superintendent who ordered the “freak” hunter to track down the one eyed man and put him in an institution where he would be locked up for the rest of his life. In the end, the car pulled up and the oddity was bundled into the car, chained up and whisked off to Great Bully Institution near Dunstall Essex.


Great Bully Institution was a reject hospital in which unconventional people were locked up for the rest of their lives, people with 20 heads, eyes on the back of their heads, fingers on their legs, even headless men.
‘One man who looked like a new born baby had teeth growing on his eyes and hands with 200 fingers.