One day when a group of school kids tucked into their school meals they noticed a strange and horrible taste as soon as they put the food into their mouths for they tasted of soap powder.
"My meal taste's of soap powder replied one boy, whoever did it will have his face caved in"
The boy reported it to Mr. Bib, the headmaster.
"There's something fishy going here.
I'm going to find out who adulterated the food with soap powder.
Until I find the culprit no boy leaves the room."
Eventually one of the boys owned up.
He said:
"I put soap powder into the oven for a joke."
"All because of you the cook has gone berserk and thrown plates about."
For his punishment, Simon Sausage, the boy behind the soap power scandal was forced to clean the oven and the kitchen out.
When he left the room the boy whose meal was laced with soap powder beat up Simon Sausage, with such force that he got swung right across the room.The teacher Mr. Dunkers happened to be passing by and grabbed hold of the vicious bully, took him to the headmaster's office where he stuck him to the ceiling with glue.
Simon Sausage, the boy who contaminated the meals with soap powder once shoved a dinner plate down the headmaster's throat.
The head nearly choked and had to have the plate removed with a vacuum cleaner put into his mouth.
For his punishment the unruly boy got whacked with a tree by the headlessmaster, the headmaster's right hand man.
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