THE DIAL A RIDE THAT BECAME UNRELIABLE

One day the Dial a Ride came five hours before the centre was due to open which meant that the member who attends that centre was dropped off there at 12.00, five hours before the centre was due to open, which meant that he had a wait for at least five hours for the centre wasn’t due to open at 5.00 pm so he went to Scorcher’s Café Restaurant in Chalk Road. He was in the café restaurant for two hours but even then he still had to wait a long time, another three hours to be precise. In this case Dial a Ride would then be called Dial a taken for a Ride.
To pass the time the man went around the shops for an hour but still had two hours to go so he went to Yoghurt Road Day Centre where he stood outside for two hours. The weather was so cold that the man turned to stone and broke up into pieces. A dustman came along and slung the stones into a dustcart but they thawed and they started to scream, and, ‘all of a sudden they assembled themselves and a complete man emerged – amongst the rubbish.


“Do you see what I see said Thomas Pudding, the dustman, a human being hidden amongst the rubbish. We put in a load of stones and a man suddenly appeared.”


The human rubbish explained it all. He said,
“I turned to stone and broke up into smithereens because it was so freezing cold.
“How can that Happen man, that’s physically impossible.”
“But it did, that’s true.
“Get out of my cart Nutcase said Thomas Pudding”


The man hopped it and went straight into the centre. He explained that it was so cold that he turned to stone, broke up into pieces and a dustman collected him and slung him into the rubbish and when they found that the broken stones became him once more they slung him out calling him a Nutcase.


The centre’s manager said, “turning to stone is physically impossible, but in your case it happened.