ROTTEN EGG FOUND INSIDE COMPUTER

At St Badger's Road day Centre in Ilford when a man switched on a computer a terrible pong rang out. He told a member of staff, who then opened up the hard drive and found a rotten egg inside.
"I've got to find out who ever is responsible for this stinking outrage, if I ever find who planted a rotten egg inside the computer I'll kick him out of the centre.
Geoffrey Toilet owned up and Mr. Football, the manager kicked him out and told him not to come again.
The computer that had a rotten egg inside got put down for it could spread dangerous germs around the centre with the result that everybody could fall ill.