THE PIER THAT BURNT DOWN

One day a pier burnt down due to some giant hooligan up in the sky chucking a burning sausage from above. He was eventually caught by a policeman who lived in the universe, but not before a mad pudding attacked a couple of people walking on the pier whilst it was burning. The pudding which lived in the sea was a man eater. Not only that he once stabbed the sea and murdered a boat coming along. The fire was eventually put out by a man who blew on the pier. The pier was so badly damaged that it got taken to hospital and put in the burns unit.
A big long cucumber was erected in place of the pier. People walked along the cucumber, ‘but a warning:
“Don’t let hungry people onto this cucumber pier for they could eat it, causing walkers to fall into the sea and be consumed by underwater trees.