THE GIANT BANANA

One day a whacking great big banana invaded Ilford bringing terror. It was a man eater and ate loads of people. All hell broke loose with people fleeing fro their lives. In fact one man was so frightened that he bore a hole with his head on the ground and disappeared into a hidden tunnel. Meanwhile, just above ground the monster banana went on the rampage flattening loads of shops burying loads of shoppers and staff alike. The carnage it left behind was tremendous. It was like a battlefield. Buses shot like lightening down the road in a frantic effort to escape the killer banana. In fact they went so fast that it’s not surprising that loads of buses crashed. This gave the chance for the banana to have a feast on the people who couldn’t escape. But help was at hand for loads of police helicopters appeared and sprayed bullets onto the ground below killing the banana instantly.
The man who sought safety in a hidden tunnel beneath the ground now came out of his hiding place.
Because of the trail of destruction that the banana had left behind the Ilford residents had to be evacuated to a safe town up in the sky, Cloudham. This was a town that could just about fit as many as two million people even though it was only two feet wide.
The town of Cloudham got its name because it was right inside a cloud.