THE FAMOUS TOILETS’

This pop band originates from Dogend, Essex. They were formed on the day they were born.


The band consists of:”




1. David trousers
2. Fred Foppy
3. Brian Bedroom
4. Bighead Pudding
5. Simon Temper
6. Formica Downstairs




The band were signed up by Joe MyDog in 2004 and have toured the world. They have a big fan following, their fans ranging from unborn babies to the deceased.
The website for this band is My-----.
The band have their latest record which is at no.5 in the   charts.  
The band have made a film. It’s called, ‘Breaking your chocolate with your head. It’s showing at the Weetabix cinema in Bowtie Road, Ilford.
The record that the band have at the moment in the charts is their first hit. It was composed by Jeff Inkbottle.
You will find the band in the charts which are on the next page.






















Here is the charts




1. When someone stole the sun-------------Jimmy soupbowl
2. How did you bash your trousers?----------Mike Spoon
3. In the middle of a filthy room------------Rotten meat
4. Somebody to tell----------------Chris Bookworm
5. I am inside a duck’s toilet------------The Famous Toilets
6. Find that runaway bus-------------The Peabodies
7. And you will eat dirt------------------I Did
8. Copy that  cucumber-----------Dial a Ride
9. Turn around the bed-----------William Told
10. I did what the bed told me----------Peter Bedpan