THE BOY WHO ASKED FOR A SECOND HELPING

            

Malcolm Razor, a boy at Jimmy Grizzly primary School, was given a meal of fish and chips,but, '

Alas! it wasn't enough, so he aside to his teacher:

"Please Sir, may I have a second helping.

"You greedy little brat, for that you will write a million lines."

So, Malcolm Razor wrote a million lines, and that took him 12 years.

By the time he finished his lines he was 22 years old and still at school.

Even though, he was 22 years old he still had to remain at school for his punishment:

'Asking for a second helping.

By now he had outlived his primary and secondary school years yet he was still at Primary school, at 22 years of age.

He should have left school six years ago, but a crime he committed at the age of 10, 'asking  for a second helping, kept him at school even past his school leaving age.

he was forbidden to leave school even though he was 22years old.

All the children in Malcolm Razor's class took the mickey out of him by calling him names such as 'overgrown schoolboy' and pouring soup into his trousers.

On one occasion a live pair of trousers were let loose in class.

They walked up to Malcolm Razor's desk and kicked him in the breadbasket.

Malcolm let out a yell and this caused the temperature of the room to climb up to 250 Fahrenheit.

The heat was so fierce that the windows melted.

In the end the class got evacuated and Malcolm Razor sent to Schoolstall (school and borstall) for causing the deadly heatwave in school.

At Schoolstall Malcolm was under red hot discipline all the time.

He wasn't allowed to eat food with his mouth; he had to eat with his ears, and he wasn't allowed to wash his bed for fear being branded with a red hot poker.

Another thing, Malcolm wasn't allowed to use the word 'but' at schoolstall, for to say that word would have meant being made yo work non - stop for 24 hours.

An even more serious crime, perhaps the most serious crime of all, was to ask for a second helping.

The penalty for this was death by firing squad, or even worse, to be fed to the lions.

Another serious crime was laughing.

The schoolstall, Wardrobe Lodge, was situated behind high wire fences.

There were 25'000 dormitories each, with no bed, for to go to bed at schoolstall was considered a crime.