THE RIOTS IN BOOT HILL

A gang of men set fire to a factory on stilts
The factory let out  a yell.
Police appeared on the scene and arrested the mob who tried to murder the factory.
eventually the mob get put into chains and caged.
Nuts and bolts were fed to the prisoners who were in a prison known as the human zoo.
meanwhile in Boot Hill further riots took place.
Children started to throw dinner plates at passing vehicles and babies pushed prams over and attacked lamp posts.


A gang of men as big as elephants  fired bows and arrows at teddy bears who went on the rampage and hordes of tape recorders started to play football when any driver told them to get out of the road.


Not only that, bombs threw themselves at each other and two buses bit each other.


It was a real sight to see such rioting.


278 arrests were made.
The things arrested included lamp posts , new - born babies, flies, youths, especially youths with two heads, entire shops, and telephone kiosks.


Nothing in Boot Hill was immune from arrest.
even the town park itself was arrested - for flying around the town.


The riots in Boot Hill started when a baby fell out of a shopping bag  and kicked a policeman up to the sun.
The sun started to cry and this got the mob into a temper.
In the end the baby got sent to prison in Chalk Box, a street on the outskirts of Boot Hill.