THE LOCKERS WITH WHEELS ON THEM

Once upon a time, at Inkside Centre, there were lockers with wheels on them in order to move them out of the way when the time came to go home.


Each locker had a spy hole in it to make sure that coats hung up inside didn't move.


There were lockers with doors on both ends.


Sometimes if it was difficult to get a coat out of the locker a group of people would use guns to shoot the lockers open.


Every locker was checked regularly for any sign of disease.


If a locker coughed and sneezed it had to be destroyed for fear that it might spread germs all around the centre and start a terrible pandemic in which every person would drop like flies.


One a week every locker went to the local steam bath to clean up so it could be ready for use by Monday in order to get it fit enough so that coats could be hung up safely inside.


Each locker could be opened with a finger.
A man had to put his finger inside the keyhole in order to get the locker open.


One day a man went to unlock his locker  and was shocked to find a grizzly bear inside it.
The grizzly bear popped out and ate the locker owner.
The bear then went on the rampage and attacked every locker it could lay it's hands on.


All of a sudden the grizzly bear burst into the toilet and killed the washbasins.
Soon afterwards it went on the rampage through the centre and wreaked havoc.


A fire extinguisher got attacked by the grizzly bear.
It screamed.
The contract room who happened to be the instructor swooped down on the grizzly bear and stuffed a bomb down it's throat.
The bear exploded and had to be operated on to repair the bomb damage that destroyed all it's innards.


Allthough the contract room acted in self defense it did a lot of damage by stuffing a bomb down a grizzly bear's throat.