THE RIOTS IN LONDON

              


In the recent riots hooligans set fire to the River Thames.
The River Thames burnt to death.


The gang who  attacked the River Thames which led to it's death will be jailed for 500 years after pleading guilty to the fire which caused the death of the River Thames.


The gang are also charged with an attack on a policeman which left him without a head for the yobs knocked his head off and kicked it down the street. The headless cop tried to give chase but couldn't because he had no head, the yobs stole it from him.


The mob, known as the Smelly gang, were known troublemakers. For instance, they were once involved in putting the sun out of action by chucking fireworks at it, causing it to stop shining.
The sun had to have an operation to remove deadly fragments from it's body so that it could shine again.


Meanwhile, the whole world had to do without a sun for months all because a gang of hoodlams killed it by chucking  fireworks at it.


The operation to bring the sun back to life took five months.


The mob once tried to urinate on the moon but were stopped by an angry star.


Whilst the sun was out of action the sky had to be lit up by a million light bulbs.


 During the riots people wrenched lamp posts out of pavements and chucked them at buses causing them to  collapse.


One London bus died of a heart attack due to the shock of having a lamp post thrown at it.