ROUTEMASTER RULES AND REGULATIONS

The new Routemasters will be arriving in London,

But the rules are that you must wear a Routemaster uniform in order to get on these buses. Anyone who tries to get on these buses wearing smelly clothes will be kicked off. Even people who have a bag full of rotten eggs will be thrown off the bus if they dare get on it. Another thing, you must have a Routemaster accent if you want to travel on a Routemaster.










Here are the rules


1. Any man who buy's smelly food and gets on the bus will be excluded because the pong could spread throughout the bus and cause everybody to pass out.The bus guard would then kick the stink bomb man off the bus.






2. employees who work in smelly food shops would be excluded because their clothes would stink.