THE WASH BASIN THAT GOT STOPPED UP

One day In Fishbrook Day Centre ,one of the members went to wash his hands when all of a sudden the wash basin overflowed and flooded the toilet out. One of the staff Mr Fred Broker came in and was shocked to see a bird laying its eggs in the pipe leading up into the wash basin. He found the culprit – one of the members. His name,  Joe Slammer. He was ordered to put his hand down the sink and pull the bird out from underneath.
The huge flood that the overflowed sink had caused resulted in computers drowning and giant six inch wide ants crawling into the centre’s rooms. One of these insects crawled up onto the office desk and gnawed its way through a computer.
Eventually the culprit was expelled
The expelled member ended up in another day centre- Redbridge  Dropout in Gordon Smasher Road.

Redbridge Dropout was a day centre for no good people. It had a toilet with no wash basin, just a tap on the wall and salt to wash your hands with.  The toilet flushed only once a day and took  24 yours to fill up so the user had make do with a tree as a toilet.

The dining room was very basic, no table, no chairs, you had to eat your meal sitting on the floor, served on a table mat instead of a plate, and the lunch money cost £400. Even to drink water you had to pay and that would cost anything up to £150, it’s no wonder everybody was so thirsty all day because drinking a glass of water was a luxury that only a millionaire could afford at the Dropout Centre.
In desperation a man put his mouth into the soil and drank the water, and that contained earthworms so he got hold of a vacuum cleaner and put it into his mouth to suck the worms out, so the only solution was for it to rain, and when it did he grabbed every raindrop that came down, by opening his mouth, but had to pay a fine for the air was private property. Even to breathe outside in the open air was a crime. You had to wear an oxygen mask so that you wouldn’t have to breathe in private air.

Because lunch was so expensive many members had to eat the floor leading to many holes forming.
Even the members’ own bodies were the property of the crown.
Even to touch your own body was a criminal offence for your own body didn’t belong to you, it belonged to the government.