One day a man bought a seed inhaler and when he inhaled the seeds a load of apple trees sprouted inside his lungs, not only that, as he was about to go to bed flowers started to sprout from his ears.
The man found it hard to breathe, but, ‘as he struggled and struggled branches and twigs suddenly burst through his chest. He could even see apples falling out of his chest, but he couldn’t eat them for they were contaminated with germs from his body. It was left to animals to eat them.
Later that day the man’s housekeeper had to call an ambulance. They rushed the man to hospital where he underwent a four week operation to remove the alien forest from his body. So dangerous was the operation that the man was in hospital for 25 years.
Whilst in hospital the man had to have a bath which lasted for ten hours.
Ten hours in the bath was the order of the day. This was to make sure that killer bugs wouldn’t set up home inside his body.
A warning was sent out to peoples’ homes to warn them about the dangers of using seed inhalers after a man grew an entire jungle inside his body with loads of deadly fruit trees.
Not only trees grew inside his body, even birds sprung up inside his body. One bird flew inside the man’s stomach feeding on the body acid.
The man behind the invention of the deadly seed inhalers was Professor Peanut.
He was sent to jail and the rogue inhalers ceased production.
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