THE TOILET BOWL EXPRESS

         
This is a train that takes you on a 40 mile journey along a railway line lined with toilet bowls.
On the journey which lasts for four hours you will see loads of people relieving themselves on toilet bowls that are fixed on embankments along the railway line (trackside loos).


The Toilet Bowl Express isn't the only toilet train experience, for there is also  the Imodium Express, a special train in which people travel on if they have diarrhoea, for this train has toilets to sit on in the main carriage instead of the usual seats. This means that whilst people are travelling on the train they sit on toilet bowls all the time, and once they reach their destination an ambulance picks them up then takes them to their hotels, because if they have an upset stomach they  aren't  fit enough to make their own way to their hotels.