TALES OF A MAN WHO WAS MADE TO HANG UP SHIRTS ON HIS NOSE

Simon Peppers was told that he must hang up his shirts, and there's no better place to hang it than your nose, and that's what Simon did, because his master who ordered him about got him to work. One by one Simon peppers hung up his shirts on his nose. He had to keep them there all the time, even in bed. Its no wonder he couldn't sleep because he was forced to use his nose as a wardrobe. Not only that, he was also made to clean out the toilet, using his head as a toilet brush. He put his head into the toilet bowl and used it to clean out the toilet bowl with. because he had shirts hung up on his nose the shirts went into the toilet bowl with him whilst he was cleaning it out with his head. he also had to hoover the ceiling and sweep the floor with his head.
One day when simon Peppers did the washing up he was made to scrub the plates with a toilet brush after applying a cupful of filthy washing up liquid.
For drying up the dishes he had to use hair from his head.
One day he was warned that if he refused to work his master would suck him up into the vacuum cleaner and make him eat dirt. not only that his bed would be chucked out of the window and put into a skip.
For lunch offal was the order of the day, together with rotten eggs and mouldy lettuce.