THE STORY OF MR WALTER PILL

Once upon a time there lived a man called Walter Pill  whose body swelled up to ten times its normal size.

The reason:

he had massive water retention, and had be put on a water pill drip to get him back down to normal size.

This was done at King Billy Hospital, London XC.1.

Once discharged he was prescribed Ducksimide water pills to stop him from swelling up like a balloon.

They had side effects, one, being a tsunami coming out of his body.

For this he was put on a drip attached to a huge water tank.

This released a pump which pumped huge gallons of water into his body through a line attached to his arm.

This was done six times a day, each session lasting one hour.

Soon after this the pump drip was disconnected from his body and the insertion hole in his arm closed  with a dressing.

Other side effects included elongation of his tongue, often extending to four feet long, causing him to stick out his tongue for ten minutes at a time.

There were other side effects, such as,

' a hairy tongue, and finger nails growing on the back of his hands.

He also had low sodium, mercury and incandescent levels in his body.

for this he was given table salt  and mercury injections, plus incandescent 

pills.

Water pills can cause loss of water which in severe cases leads to tsunamis coming out of the patient's  body, that is huge gushes of water.

The tsunami, consisting of massive gallons of water usually escapes out through the mouth, skin and ears as well as the anal passage.

Turning a human being into a huge fountain is a potentially deadly side effect of water pills.