Once upon a time there existed a man called Barry Long Legs all because he had six legs, and was a pest who invaded other people's flats, crawling all over the place, climbing into fridges and urinating on a loaf of bread. As a result the bread swelled up and burst, showing loads of pieces all over the place.
In fact a piece of bread caught a resident in the eye and made him blind.
However, that wasn't the only thing, for the ammonia from the urine spread to the rest of his head and killed his brain.
The man was still alive, but couldn't move because he had no brain.
The urine infested bread killed it.
The carer on her rounds went to check the flats. She rang on the door and Barry Long Legs opened it.
The carer to her shock saw David Oof lying on the floor unable to remove so called an ambulance, but, just as she was about to the pest slammed the door shut.
"Will you please open the door".
But the pest wouldn't so the carer went to the nearest telephone and called the police they pushed the door open and arrested Barry Long Legs and sent him to prison for killing the another man's brain.
The man whose brain died got taken to a brain hospital and in a five day operation received a new brain - from a brain tree in the hospital's garden.
He remained in hospital for ten years.
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