THE SLOWCOACH

There was a man who lived at Goodmayes Lodge who was so slow that it took ten hours for him to get ready on getting up.
When the Dial a Ride arrived the very slow man was still dressing and hadn’t yet had his breakfast.
“Will you please hurry up the Dial a Ride’s here said the manager”.
“But I can’t, said the resident, I’ve just got up 7.30 this morning and I’m still dressing.”
“If you don’t get ready right now I’ll bring someone into your flat to drag you out, I can’t put up with anyone being so slow like you. You’re holding everybody up”
In the end the manager brought up one of the guards. He burst into the flat and dragged Tommy Dunsmure out of the flat by force.
“Let go of me, tyrant shouted the resident”.
“If you say that I’ll send you to prison, shouted the guard”.
“Get overthrown you shouted Tommy Dunsmure.”
“Right, you’re going to jail right now shouted the guard”.
The offensive resident was slung into jail for abusive behaviour towards one of the manager’s guards.