THE SHORT SIGHTED CAT

One day someone giving his pet cat some food found that it couldn’t see where his bowl was so he phoned an animal’s optician and he gave the cat an eye test. 
The cat was given glasses to wear. It also had its tail examined, because the tail also plays an important part in the enabling the cat to see.


The short sighted cat wasn’t the only problem the owner had to face for he noticed that his dog was also acting strange – its head kept on falling off so he called the vet to give his dog a new head.
The dog, a blue Labrador, lived in a kennel perched up a tree in his back garden, where garden gnomes often danced.
The dog was unusual in that it often chose the toilet bowl to sleep in.