SHOPPING LIST

One day a man went shopping in TESCO. He had a shopping list with him. He went to buy a number of items including black lettuce and prickly bananas.

Here is the man’s shopping list

1.      Black Lettuce

2.      Prickly apples

3.      Roast bananas

4.      Rotten Eggs

5.      Toothpaste with sugar added

6.      Screwcumbers

7.      Bee Stew and Ducklings

8.      Flea Pudding

9.      Cake with nails

10.  Snail clippers

11.  Plate recorder

12.  Double fronted television

13.  Radio with beard

14.  Stink bomb potatoes

This was the shopper’s entire shopping List. He shopped with his carer, John Tongue.

In one part of TESCO stood a bottle of milk with bits of hair in side it.