THE ROTTEN EGG STORE

Once upon a time, at Squirters  Lodge Terry Dustcart was taken on a shopping trip by the carer Montana City. The shop chosen was the Rotten Food Store in Rotten Egg Lane, Goodmayes. First on the line were a fresh supply of rotten eggs, next mouldy cabbage, then sick tomatoes. Then there was the kitchen towels that had been sneezed on shortly before they reached the store after leaving the smelly factory in Pong Street, London, X1.


Bread with birds laying their eggs upon was also bought for it was on the shopping list as well as sulphur gas toothpaste.
Here is Terry Dustcart’s shopping list.




1. Rotten eggs


2. Mouldy cabbage


3. Sick tomatoes


4. Sneezed on kitchen towels


5. Abscessed potatoes


6. Black oranges


7. Decomposed  apples


8. Sulphur toothpaste


9. One bar of stinking soap


10. Toilet paper that’s already been used in the toilet


11. Tin of filthy beans


12. Gants Hill pasties


13. Sewage rolls


14. Polo mints with germs


15. Deadman’s vegetable soup


16. Black and blue pasta




These were the items Terry Dustcart bought. When he arrived home all his food was put into a boiling hot fridge.