THE MAN WITH NO HEAD

               
Once upon a time there was man out walking when all of a sudden a couple of yobs stole his head. The headless man chased after the head stealers but they just disappeared into the distance. To remedy this he went into a headshop and bought himself a new head but just as he left the shop the head fell off and flew away.
The man tried to retrieve his head but it was just too quick for him and flew up a lamp post knocking its block off.
The lamp post grabbed hold of the head and kicked it up into the sky until it crashed into the moon knocking it to the ground.
the moon fell to Earth and died, but a kind policeman donned a pair of football boots and kicked the moon back up into the sky, and in a jiffy came back to life again.
The mad lamp post that caused the moon to fall  down from the sky by kicking  a human head at it got sent to prison by Pc Mincepie, the chief officer of Kickdonkey police station.
The man whose head fell off did in the end get back his head, and had to have it stuck on with super glue so that his head shouldn't fall off again, but that didn't work  for no sooner than it got glued back on again it fell off, so the only answer was for the man to grow a new head.