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Sunday, April 10, 2011

THE MAN WHO WAS LATE FOR HIS DAY CENTRE





A man who attended his local day centre turned up ten hours late, only to find it closed. In fact he was so slow that it often took him three hours to eat a banana and five days to have a bath. Because of this he had no time for a meal, and if he did eat he would spend two days just to polish off a plateful of grub.
Quite often in the day centre the staff would have to throw his dinner away even when he was about to start for they wouldn’t stand for it because he was far too slow.
And: ‘ when it came to the toilet he took so long that he wouldn’t let anyone else it so they had to use the garden as a toilet. This would often lead to complaints from residents nearby.

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