THE FOOT LOCKER

One day a man bought a foot locker, to put his feet into before he got into bed. This was to make sure that his feet were safely locked away, but he had to be careful for his feet could melt to bone as they weren’t attached to his body. To prevent this he had to spray the inside of his locker with foot powder.
If the man needed to go to the toilet he would borrow his dog’s feet and put them on his legs.
The foot locker, which means a locker in which a person puts his feet into, wasn’t the only strange locker for he also had a head locker. He used this to put his head into. Shortly before he got into bed he took his head off and locked it away in the head cupboard (head locker).
The man, Tommy Onions, kept two spare heads in his house and five pairs of feet.
All of a sudden a scream rang out from the foot cupboard.
The feet started to scream. The locker was opened and the feet lunged at the man kicking him in the head. In fact the feet kicked the man so hard that his chest flew off. He had to call a chestrician to repair him. However, the repair job did more than put his chest back on his body. It did however go bad for a head popped out of his chest and it had nasty fangs that were going to fly up to his head and bite him to pieces but were stopped by a loaf of bread that existed inside the man’s pillow.
The head in a chest got killed and all was good soon after.