THE FOOD RATIONING SHOPPING LIST SAGA

One day Fred Applejuice, a resident at Goodmeal House support home was told by his cousin Billy Hook that he must cut down on the amount of food that he's allowed to buy everytime he goes shopping because if food is left too long it will go bad.
Not only that, food is being wasted and the less food the better. 

The news was relayed to the carer Rose Garden and when she did take the man shopping at Tesco he was told what to choose and what not to choose, and one rule was that he was to be restricted to only one apple per week and half an orange per week and the smallest lettuce you could find, only two inches wide.


The other draconian rule was that milk should only be restricted to half a pint per week.

Another thing, when it came to cabbage you were only allowed a piece no bigger than a coin.

As for the bread, because of the enforced food rationing dished out by the resident's cousin, the resident was to be only allowed one slice per week, and only one pack of meat.

These draconian rules on food led to the man having to go without any breakfast.


The resident of Goodmeal House, Fred applejuice often starved day after day because of the severe food rationing imposed upon him.


"I'm hungry, I'm hungry, fill me up, fill me up"shouted the resident.

"Oh, shut up boy shouted the carer Rose Garden, otherwise I'll put you into a care home.
You're one hell of a trouble, and you're disturbing the residents.


You'll only buy what you're told to buy my boy.

You do as you're told."



The hunger caused by enforced food rationing because the man was wasting too much food, led to riots in the flat, with the man banging doors and shouting and swearing.



So craved with hunger was the man that he left his flat and banged the door in a temper, then ran out into the car park shouting and screaming then banging dustbin lids.

One of the carers, Veranda Scott, saw it all rushed out and shouted:

"You, I've had enough of you, for this I'm sending you to be sectioned at Badmayes Hospital".



The police came and bundled Fred applejuice into a car and sent him to the local psychiatric hospital Badmayes.



To control him the man was heavily drugged and re - educated.



Eventually, the man learnt how to survive on measly portions of food, and not to raise any more commotions.