BOOTBURYNESS

                                           

Bootburyness is a seaside suburb of Southend, 5,000 miles to the east.                                    
It has shops, restaurants and clubs, plus a school for the unborn.
Bootburyness's beaches are made of tar

Tarry beaches are a favourite for children and extinct people alike.

Bootburyness has it's only pier, with a railway that become's a sea railway further on.
What the train does is that it goes along the pier, climbs up on to the edge of the pier and goes overboard and into the sea, then becomes a sea railway, a railway that runs on top of the water.
The sight of a train running on the sea is a familiar sight for people who travel to Southend