THE BEASTLYHALER

Once upon a time a man was prescribed Buduckinide Dry Powder inhaler. It was supposed to be an Easyhaler, but because it was difficult to master it became a Beastlyhaler, an inhaler that became a beast when the man failed to insert it properly, and when he did put it in his mouth he started to inhale, but, 'as he was about to the inhaler let off a horrible stink which went straight into his lungs.

What the man didn't realise was that the inhaler contained sulphur gas which was to keep the medicine in his puffer pure.

What the man didn't know was that when he sent off a prescription a stink bomb inhaler was delivered in the post and the carer of his home sent it up to him in his flat.

The stink bomb gas contained inside the Easyhaler was there for a purpose - to purify the steroid inhaler powder. Without it the drug inside the puffer would have turned poisonous resulting in the man's lungs swelling to ten times their normal size.

The Easyhaler consisted of two jelly babies filled with steroid powder, and these had to be inserted into the puffer using forceps.[/b]

[b]To clean the inhaler out you have to use ear wax, plus someone's hair.

This is to ensure that the inhaler is properly purified, otherwise it you could end up inhaling rotten eggs from the puffer.