THE AEROCAR

One day an aero car arrived to take a man to the day centre.
The flying taxi as it was called picked up the man and ascended up into the sky. The flying taxi flew over Ilford, and when it finally arrived in Pickles Lane it came down to Earth and dropped the man Nigel Cowpie off at his day centre. Soon the door swung open and the user went right in and sat down at his computer, but as he turned it on it squirted ink all over him. Some idiot deliberately poured ink into the hard drive. The man who did it was Percy Nose; he wore four eyed glasses and made trouble for all. This wasn’t the only thing for there was a man who urinated in the garden. He was caught and expelled.